Crossword #14: Best Quip Puzzle Ever

 Good evening,

I feel like quip or quote puzzles are heavily underutilized these days, so I made this one with a literary quote that I think will speak to the nature of humanity.

Have fun,

Gizmo Thwomp

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  1. quizquestSeptember 17, 2023 at 11:18 AM

    OMGGGGG WTAF? I mean this in the nicest possible way, but I'm worried bc I think I'm starting to understand your clues. And sometimes I don't even understand why my guesses are right. What is happening, mon artiste?

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