Gizmo's Puzzles

 Cowabunga dude, I'm "diving" right into the "wave" of cryptic crosswords sweeping the "ocean" of crosswords. Today I'm "hanging ten" with the irreplaceable  Bob Weisz . Have fun and remember to not "surf" the net for answers. Sleep tight, Gizmo Thwomp

 Aloha, After a very relaxing vacation in the assembly line of a Singapore yo-yo factory, Gizmo is back in business, with a "punny" theme that is certain to tickle your funny bone. Aloha, Gizmo Thwomp

 Salutations, After the last few themeless puzzles, I decided to go for a bit of a variety puzzle. It shouldn't change the formula too much. Each square has between 2 and 9 letters in it.  Enjoy? Gizmo Thwomp

 Top of the morning to you, I figured after my last puzzle I would take a break from huge puzzles. Don't get used to it. Have great, Gizmo Thwomp

 Ladies, gentlemen, and others, Sorry, Martin. It's not a good sign when the grid doesn't fit in Crosshare. Have a time, Gizmo

 Good evening, I feel like quip or quote puzzles are heavily underutilized these days, so I made this one with a literary quote that I think will speak to the nature of humanity. Have fun, Gizmo Thwomp

 Good day, This puzzle is inspired by The Atlantic's "Caleb's Inferno" series. As you progress down the grid, the clues will become more difficult and... Gizmo-esque. Please enjoy, if you dare. Farewell, Gizmo Thwomp